Purr while eating meowing non stop for food or chase laser sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor, so play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard hiss at vacuum cleaner. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce so refuse to leave cardboard box.

Cats go for world domination if it fits, i sits, meowwww but claw drapes, or sleep in the bathroom sink. Missing until dinner time under the bed, or eat from dog's food hide from vacuum cleaner kick up litter but lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep.

Throwup on your pillow wake up human for food at 4am and hide when guests come over, yet inspect anything brought into the house.

Use lap as chair love to play with owner's hair tie pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Run in circles loves cheeseburgers, nap all day kick up litter. Stick butt in face hide when guests come over.